If you're not looking at, thinking about, or talking about a woman's chest on Xanga, you are probably slandering some famous Xangan, calling someone a racist, voting for who's hotter on Mancouch, or debating religion.
Now, I'm not the most religious being on the face of the planet. I'm the type of person who looks at the similarities in people rather than their differences. It helps me get along in this world, but the other day I heard one of the most humorous religious arguments I have ever encountered.
There was a group of females sitting around a table outside of
Auntie Anne's Pretzels and they were arguing about whether the Bible was real or not. So I just had to tune into this particular conversation, and exactly when my dial hit the right frequency. The girl on the far end of the table, a brunette with too much mascara, said," The Bible isn't real. I mean, come on guys, it's in the fiction section of the book store..."
I literally loled all over myself right in front of them.

So from this day forward, let it be known that the book store in the mall is all knowing.
The end.
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Haha. Isn't that the truth? Religion: a tool used for turning people against each other.
EDIT: BTW, I don't know if you saw, but I'm actually now an ordained minister of the First Church of Atheism.
I am in the "thinking about women's chest group."
My son wanted to find a book about Area 51. I told him it was all made up and the government was not hiding aliens there. He insisted that something must be going on there. We were at Barnes and Noble and my son asked one of the service people where the books were on Area 51 and the service person told him they were in the fiction section. I got a good laugh out of it.
lol
Thanks for sharing this.
How's Chief?
Yep, the book store in the mall is all knowing. Also, I thought you were going to rick roll us because of your title of this post.
L.O.L
Hahaha. Is it really?
LOL... If it is in the fiction section, it is definitely not true! LOL...
Oh wow... well now I know where to find all the secrets to life...
Hahaha! The bookstore does not lie, apparently.
hahahahaha
Owned by a bookstore.
Hahahaha!
All hail teh Mghty Bookstore!!!
this NEEDS to be featured
that is some high-level reasoning, right there. what's in those pretzels?
Why didn't *I* think of that argument?!?!
HA!! That made me laugh.
well, i guess i'm in the group of posting about the chest thingy, hehh
hahahha. I probably would have burst out laughing. Although...I do consider the Bible nothing more than that - a creative work of literature.
@TheBigShowAtUD - That's what I'm wanting to know. ;)
@Bricker59 - Chief is doing pretty well. You can tell he's getting older, but he is still getting around fine. I really don't think I'll be able to ride anymore after this year. =/
@maniacsicko - You and Dan both. :P
@IfonEarth - Not a clue, I just find the girl's argument rather humorous. :)
@CrazyKey123 - oh wow am i in the same league of Dan... gee
Haha. Wow. That's hilarious.